House phone: *rings*
Me: nah

overbiter:

finally some good news

ó Emily Axford (via collegehumor)

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

(Source: cyberho, via ironpug)

toastoat:

cosmoprosextips:

toastoat:

what is this

Our next president

obam
theobanoth:

Damn, Oscar- you grouchy!